A former abilene reporter-news obituary by the late Karen S. Dickey, who passed away at the age of 62.
If you’re going to use your brain for such a big thing, and use your brain for that, you should use your brain to write and read letters, and in your head you’re probably going to get a lot of stuff.
The obituary that we got was a real surprise. I can only imagine how the other obituaries have been received. I had thought that maybe it was a “we thought it was funny” obituary, but the fact that there is no “inappropriate content” or “unfavorable comments” seemed to be the only thing that mattered.
In the end, it was a bit of an unexpected surprise. The fact that the obituary was published in a place like this, that the obituary was well-written, and that it was an interesting subject made it special and worth reading.
I thought it was funny, but I also thought it was the type of obituary we should expect from The Guardian. I didn’t expect it to be so well-written, to be so accurate, or to be so engaging.
The Guardian obituary was written by a high school senior named Ben Pritchard, and the obituary was published in a weekly column that he wrote for the paper. Pritchard was a high school sophomore who had been a newspaper reporter for years. Like many other younger reporters, Ben Pritchard had been given a free pass as the paper’s resident reporter in order to take a journalism class. That class was free.
Ben Pritchard’s obituary was quite possibly the most accurate obituary I have ever read. In fact, it was so accurate that it was the only obituary I read in the paper that wasn’t “true to life.” It doesn’t matter if it’s true to life if it doesn’t make any sense. Ben had no idea what he was talking about, so the obituary was pretty much a waste of time.
It’s almost as if he was a brainwashed android that had to be written about because he did not realize that the story was fake.
It’s still kinda weird that a story about a guy who was a brainwashed android that had to be written about because he did not realize that the story was fake.
It appears most obits are fake because the story is so stupid. Ben was probably just a brainwashed android, probably. If so he probably should have just stayed home and played video games instead. But as we learn from the rest of the obit, Ben was part of a group of people that were planning a terrorist attack. He was in charge of the plot and he knew the plan. He decided to do it anyway.