People are constantly saying, “Well, yes, my husband’s in the hospital for a heart attack because he forgot his keys, but he’s also having a heart attack because he forgot all the things you can do to help him.” What we are all trying to figure out is when is the best time to put out your handkerchief.
I am actually sitting on a couch right now, holding a handkerchief under my nose and asking my husband, “Is it the right time? Can I still put out my handkerchief?” He looks at me and says, “I don’t know, I think you should put out your handkerchief now,” and I laugh because I think that actually the perfect time for the handkerchief was when I was a freshman in college.