It’s that time of the year again, right? Everyone wants to share their special day with relatives and friends. Whether this is your wedding, the anniversary of your parents’ deaths, or maybe you just got married and can’t wait to get back to reality, you’ve got to get creative with wedding confetti. With so many beautiful ways to use these little bags of confetti, you’ll find more than just confetti in your home.
I’m a big believer in the “don’t burn your house down” motto. But a lot of us might put the “don’t burn your wedding” motto in the same category. It’s not just the potential fire hazard, it’s also a safety issue. Wedding confetti can cause serious burns in the right hands.
I have a big problem with the idea of a confetti gun. If you use the wrong size and shape of the confetti, it could easily get you killed. But with the right size and shape, you can create really cool effects. And there are plenty of cool ways to use confetti, like the little mini-guns that can be attached to a bag or a key chain, or you can use it as a little “pancake gun.
A few years ago I was on a date with a woman who just couldn’t keep her hands to herself. She was the one who insisted on throwing confetti in my face and getting me good and mad. The problem was I couldn’t take the confetti and I was in a state of panic. I tried to get a friend to shoot a confetti gun at her, but the gun was so big, I couldn’t hold it. So I just sat there and watched.
I think confetti is really underrated. I have always been the one to end up laughing at my own jokes so I had no problem with this confetti. I was trying to get her to stop throwing confetti, but I kept running into things like a small bottle of wine, a bottle of beer, and a large bottle of soda. I think it is also fun to have confetti in my face, because it is so easy to toss it at someone.
That is to say, if you’re looking to throw confetti at someone, you can’t be too drunk. Or too drunk enough to have no control over how it lands. Or maybe you just don’t want to be the person who breaks the confetti. In any case, as long as you’re drunk enough that you can’t control it, you’re good to go.
There is no such thing as “too drunk.” And if you are too drunk, you are too drunk to be able to control what and where it lands. And if you are too drunk to be able to control it, then you are too drunk to care about the other person’s feelings.
In the new trailer, we learn that the confetti in our lives is usually generated by the drunk person were married to. So if youre a good guy, you can have a bunch of confetti on your wedding day without any of your friends realizing it. Or maybe you cant have a bunch of confetti on your wedding day, but you do care about how it lands anyway.
I think the way I would explain it is that at least some of the confetti I get in my life is generated by me. If I was a drunk, I would just end up with a bunch of confetti. If I was a good guy, I would be able to have a bunch of confetti on my wedding day. But I dont think anyone can take that away from me.
This is definitely something that can be explained scientifically, and there are some studies out there that show how the quantity of confetti you buy on the wedding day can be reduced by a factor of two by putting a “lighter” version on the table instead. I would like to see these studies, because I think it would be interesting to see the correlation between where you purchase confetti and the quantity of confetti you’ll have on your wedding day.