Most of us spend some time planning our wedding. We all have a list of what we would like to accomplish during the wedding planning process. Now, as for the actual process, we tend to gravitate toward the idea of having a wedding at a traditional venue. In the past, this has been what was commonly associated with weddings in the United States.
We’ve seen this trend take off in some parts of the world, but it’s still less common in the United States. In the United States, we are still more likely to have our weddings at a hotel or private venue. While we may not have these same kinds of wedding venues in the rest of the world, we still tend to like the idea of the traditional wedding venue. But here at home in Kansas City, our wedding is on the opposite end of the spectrum.
That doesn’t mean that you won’t find yourself on a wedding-themed vacation in Kansas City. But the fact that you’re stuck there makes it more difficult for you to get away. Because if you go to a wedding, you’re probably going to be in a wedding.
So, when you’re stuck in a wedding, you’re going to be in a wedding. For us, it was the wedding of a friend we’re related to and he’s been in our wedding for ages. And he’s staying in our hotel and we’re basically in his guest room. The only way we could get out of there is to go to Kansas City for a quick weekend getaway.
So, we decided to go to Kansas City, where there are a few other wedding venues. But when we got there, we were told that these other wedding venues are only open on Wednesdays. We then discovered that it was indeed only on Wednesdays that this place was open. But we were told that there are weddings on Thursdays and Friday. So we found a wedding venue on Saturday, which was a little less crowded, but still packed.
They do, however, offer a service called the “Karen House.” That’s right, they are a “Karen” and they do weddings. And in fact, they do weddings in Kansas City all the time. So when we went there we were told that we should go to the “Karen House” because, well, it was a “Karen” wedding.
Karen? What is a Karen? There are several kinds of Karens. The simplest kind is the good kind. And that is, when you have two women who are married, you are a Karen. You get a wedding dress, you get a ring, you get a big wedding cake, you get a couple of other things that are very very nice. But the Karen that we saw in Kansas City was not a Karen.
Karens are not a common type of wedding venue, but they are a very specific type of wedding venue. While most weddings are performed with traditional vows, and a small group of people walk down the aisle, a Karen ceremony is a very much more intimate affair. In a Karen ceremony, only the bride and groom get to witness the wedding. The two best men and two best women are also invited, but all the guests do not actually witness the wedding.
Karen’s are often open houses where the bride and groom can show their guests what they’re doing, and also invite anyone who would like a chance to meet them. In some Karens, there are other events that take place during the wedding, such as a party for the groom’s family. In other locations, the bride and groom are married in a traditional ceremony, although the groom does not receive a wedding ring.
The most popular Karens are found in the city of Kansas City. These are the Karens that are open for business, where anyone can see the wedding, and also invite the guests to meet the bride and groom. In most Karens, the brides father will be invited and the grooms family will be there. In a few Karens, the bride and groom do not attend the wedding, and the grooms family will also not be invited.