A Beginner’s Guide to world record longest tongue

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The longest tongue ever measured is a whopping 2.8 meters long in the city of Paris.

The longest tongue is a whopping 10 meters (actually a bit longer) and is actually the longest human tongue ever measured. It’s a pretty badass thing to have, but it isn’t exactly what you’d expect.

The idea of having the longest tongue is pretty awesome, but its not quite as awesome as the length of the tongue you get from the game. The tongue is a kind of weapon you use to stab your tongue with. If you put your tongue against your tongue, you can cut it, suck it, or use it as a whip to cut your opponent. I guess we can call it a tongue-shiv.

I can’t really see the tongue-shiv having much use on the tongue, but I do wish that the tongue could be used as a weapon in some way.

It is a tongue-shiv. But in deathworld, tongue-shiv is the only tongue. And the tongue-shiv is the longest. Also, in the game, the tongue-shiv can be wielded by both the tongue and the tongue-wielding member.

A tongue-shiv is a tongue-shiv. But in deathworld, tongue-shiv is the only tongue. And the tongue-shiv is the longest. Also, in the game, the tongue-shiv can be wielded by both the tongue and the tongue-wielding member.

Yeah, it looks like deathworld’s tongue-shiv is the longest tongue in the game. But it’s also the tongue that you can use to break time loops. Which is, in a word, cool.

Yep, cool. I mean, even if someone has a tongue that is too big for their mouth, it’s still cool to have a bigger tongue that can be a weapon as well.

Deathworld’s tongue-shiv is actually a tongue that can only be used by the tongue-wielding member of the game, which is cool because the tongue-wielding member can be a weapon as well. And its the longest tongue you’ll ever get in the game. Which is, in a word, awesome.

For real. You can unlock a tongue that can be used by anyone (or anyone who speaks with a tongue that is larger than the normal one) by going to the “Languages” tab in the game and selecting “Other languages.

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